Well, I want a Chauvet Yoke Light. One of these:

So Walter and I went to Sam Ash and checked the light out in person. That is one impressive light. It spins, it changes shapes, it changes colors, and it dazzles you with its cost. Try $1k. They are impossible to buy used for a reasonable price.

Oh well I won't need it for a 1.5 years. I'll have to keep an eye on Ebay.